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DemomanSoldier  Div 3/Div 4 Skill, 6v6

UnitedKingdom hawku

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My girlfriend left me because I said I played competitive games, so now I have more free time in the evenings.

– Why you should pick me instead of all the div 1/2 talent out there.

I'll mentor your team.
Merced for prem many times.
Nearly as good top level sollies such as Watri and Grc.
Good at beatboxing.
Got Mike to carry my bags at LAN (Shows dominance and not afraid of anything).
I sat next to sideshow and absorbed his mge talent + his beautiful fragrant hair smell.
Decent comms.

– Why you shouldn't pick me up

I got replaced by shep.
My old medic replaced me on scout.
but only cus I'm not allowed to play d2+ because I crash for a couple of seconds maybe 6/7 times a game and I only have a 30hz screen/laptop set up.
We have to use Arcanecraft mumble and I'm hoping I can use the ports on your server.

Thanks for reading and hope you're interested.

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Team History

Action Team By Date
Left 9 Fishies [Highlander] Dahlbeck
Left Scotland [National 6v6 Team] hawku
Joined AYOGURL SUGADADDY HOOD PUSSY CREEPERS [6v6] Sideshow
Left SOLAR [6v6] hawku
Joined Scotland [National 6v6 Team] hawku
Joined Keep it Tight [1v1] hawku
Joined 9 Fishies [Highlander] hawku
Joined SOLAR [6v6] vani
Left 2 in a half men [2v2] hawku
Left Friday! [6v6] hawku
Left RTA; leet edition [6v6 Fun Team] hawku
Joined Friday! [6v6] vani
Joined RTA; leet edition [6v6 Fun Team] vani
Left Mousetek [6v6] vani
Left suddenDeath [Highlander] hawku
Joined Mousetek [6v6] Dummy
Left coldclan [6v6] hawku
Joined coldclan [6v6] Reimuuuu~
Joined 2 in a half men [2v2] Reimuuuu~
Joined suddenDeath [Highlander] Reimuuuu~

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25 Comments

  1. rviens said:

    Can handle div4 easy, gl. #swagyolo2012

  2. lazy said:

    i got no idea what… doing here… I don’t even… i like tits.. kinda… i mixed with hawku, he tolerated my drunk ass on mumble, few people can tolerate my drunk ass… why isn’t this guy prem yet…. refresh this shitty league for fuck sakes…

  3. hawku: AYO said:

    You’re here cus I linked you my rec post you shit

  4. Shep_Cro: W.tf said:

    But Mike is overall nice guy

  5. maidu: SOLAR - 9F said:

    try to get a sponsored team, ask for a pc; rejoin solar

  6. Ch3Vy: FjK said:

    Definitely higher than d3. A really nice guy, mentored me and my former team.
    Good aim as solly, I almost always lose to him in mge :P
    Gl mate! ^^

  7. Sideshow: (ETF2L Donator) - ft. - WiK? said:

    best mge playa ever, beautiful man, can heal you irl, perfect human

  8. space ranger said:

    sick player

  9. profix: FLANK said:

    He helped me out a lot and he can help you/your team even more. GL hawku. :)

  10. MightyMe: UbeR | said:

    best dm go go go

  11. alba: duplo said:

    beast, helped me much :)

  12. sphynx said:

    looks more than div 3, gl man

  13. Bulle: Epsilon - LEGO said:

    Lovely guy and a pretty good player overall
    gl baton de berger <3

  14. vanilla: F! said:

    Beast player, his pc/net/ability to crash 10 times during a game and whine about hitreg holds him back tho. Is bad at scout 1v1 but will hit something as soldier I guess.

  15. Shep_Cro: W.tf said:

    Replaced by me, go back to div5

  16. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ - WiK? said:

    good

  17. Hallow: P.O.P said:

    good… AT CRASHING LOL XDDDDD

  18. Shep_Cro: W.tf said:

    Best mentor EU

  19. svins: alus - P.O.P said:

    I offer spot in team maybe main maybe backup

  20. vanilla: F! said:

    Good morning Thomas

  21. Chaplain: the ninja - TSPAG said:

    I beat him twice at mge; he’s awful

  22. vanilla: F! said:

    Nothing to brag about, managed to beat him 20-5 playing with a broken mouse

  23. Pennyfarming said:

    Really cute guy irl like 9/10 srsly, plus hes super good at MGE like div 1 level at all classes plus hes super cool and hes pretty much my scout hero along with head hunter and smzi <3

  24. Dahlbeck said:

    WIHO

  25. sphynx said:

    Best recruitment post ever read :D