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Soldier  Div 4/Div 5 Skill, 6v6

International Intoxicated

Posted by knife crime: | Last Online:

Hi,
Firstly, let me clear up the div5/4 because a few peeps will say not div4. Our team aspires to be div4 by the start of the season if possible. At the moment we are div 5. So, onto the important stuff.
So were currently unsigned ninja turtles, a new team full of friendly players and stark. Nah I jest, Starks cool too.We're all engrish, with the exception of Shdwpuppet and Mailbawx, who is sadly likely to leave us. We told him to stick with olive pressing, but he wouldn't listen and now Greece is bankrupt thanks to him. Fucking Mailbawx.
Oh and Shdws there for being there's sake.
Anyways, Were now going to start looking for a replacement. He has to be bold, strong, courageous and generally not a fucktard. But for the more serious requirements we would like:
– Availability between 20:00-23:00 CET
– Be able to speak engrish
– Knows how to play his role
– Preferrably roamer.
– Nice attitude and up for a laugh.
– Bros b4 hoes 2k11

So, now for the most important bit. What can cunt offer you?
– A good time….geddit?
– Aspirations for higher div
– Constant practise ( every evening )
– Friendly atmosphere
– Mumble+ warserver
– All your wildest dreams

Oh, also, you get your own backstory to how you joined us. see? Were commited to our dudes. Alas, I cant be arsed saying much more, mainly because I've got nothing else to say, so thanks for reading this, and get in contact if you're interested by adding me, Knifecrime, or Stark.
Thanks,
Knife.

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42 Comments

  1. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    What’s Mailbox

  2. Pirateer said:

    Great guys, good players, anyone who joins will have fun and do well. join them!

  3. mock: OST said:

    i can honestly say this is the best scouse team i’ve ever merced for.

  4. atomic said:

    They got Stark and Inspctr, that means they’re awesome <3

  5. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    did I mention inspectoooor is the son of INDIANA FUCKING JONES?

  6. Mailbawx said:

    Cool guys. You’d better have balls of steel if you want to replace me.

  7. SWiFT: MAYOGURL - Poo said:

    Inspectoor is the worst scout partner ever. nuff said

  8. Laerin: -9w- said:

    Swift is a fag.

    Oh wait, I need to say something nice. Knife Crime is scouse.

    Oh wait…

    I kid, cool guys :D

  9. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO REPLACE YOU IF YOU KEPT PRESSING OLIVES LIKE A GOOD GREEK.

  10. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    MAILBAWX MUST LEAVE TO FIX THE GREEK ECONOMY??

  11. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    PRETTY MUCH. HE IS THEIR ECONOMIC MESSIAH THAT FUCKED THEM UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.

  12. Orion: |bV| said:

    If a team is being run by a scouser, you know its gonna go far.

  13. Papercut: Chive said:

    I just want to say that YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SHITE EDUCATION BECAUSE YOUR USE OF PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING IS ABSOLUTE BALLS! (Metaphorically)

    That is all.
    Oh and join this team for sexy sex time with KnifeCrime’s sister ;)

  14. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ - WiK? said:

    stable team with good skills, gl

  15. punct: Do be - Rambase.ro said:

    Lovely bunch, they have improved a lot lately. Best of luck, lads.

  16. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    hump de bump is RHCP’s downfall.

  17. Cu Chulainn said:

    Im a roamer, feel free to trial me :p

  18. Inspectoooor.: DP - has $w@G said:

    Not accepting people who can’t read. Sorry.

  19. Ritalin: [d¿s] said:

    inspector has downs <3

  20. Hildreth: Pander - Pander said:

    Knife Crime is the only scouser I know who didn’t steal the hubcaps off my car.

    They are awesome pandas, probably will get into Div 4 with some more practish and a stable team. 8-)

  21. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    i stole his passenger door instead. True story.

  22. Prozein said:

    Sorry div 6 only.

  23. alien^: POLAKI - ez-sports.ru said:

    @up lol

  24. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    prozien this isnt your recruitment thread go recruit div 6’s on your own.

  25. Prozein said:

    Bad troll.

  26. Prozein said:

    l2t.

  27. alien^: POLAKI - ez-sports.ru said:

    not troll but true :E

  28. atomic said:

    Stark is amazing <3

  29. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    so im the bad troll yet your trollpost is only “sorry div 6 only”
    dude educate me in the ways of the troll.

  30. Shabbaman: GoT<3 - HoT<3 said:

    I’d trial for you just for the clan name, if it weren’t for the fact that I’m no soldier. Good luck though.

  31. Pricee: has $w@G said:

    bump for the greater glory

  32. Josh: MANDEM - LEGO said:

    cunts

    :)

  33. wampee said:

    awesome guys.
    <3 knife.

  34. MEGAMIDDIE said:

    pricee is a faggot, everyone else is great

    shut up pricee

  35. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    thank you all for the nice comments, its appreciated.

  36. alien^: POLAKI - ez-sports.ru said:

    They’re cool, had fun when i was playing with them.

    Good luckz.

  37. Tearmisu said:

    Twats. I love these guys. Whole team is great. You would be stupid not to join.
    Good Luck! Should be upper div 5 or possibly div 4 by the start of the season.

  38. Papercut: Chive said:

    Yo, wassap trial now gogogo!

  39. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    Get sat down swift.

  40. SWiFT: MAYOGURL - Poo said:

    I had more points therefore better

  41. The Man with many Faces: spire said:

    I was dominating you therefore you were my bitch.

  42. knife crime: -IFLH- said:

    buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump