Many years ago, there was a peacock, and a magpie. The peacock had beautiful plumige. Very striking. Almost fluroescent in some lights. The Magpie was jealous, because he was essentially a black and white character. One day the peacock was fast asleep, and the magpie shaved the peacock with some clippers, and glued the feathers on to him with pritt-stick. The peacock woke up quickly, and realised he was disgusting like a ballbag in the wind. The magpie moved to the city, in his new feathered outfit, and quickly became the toast of camden. He got a model girl friend, sports car, and his own chat show.
When the bald peacock saw the magpie on telly interviewing Kurt Douglas, he became very depressed. But he worked hard, and eventually got his own show. But it was on digital telly, late at night, and got poor viewing figures. The peacock could take no more, and put himself in a cannon, and fired himself into Duncan Goodhew's back. The incident was front page news, and the peacock became world famous. More famous than the magpie
DUN DUN DUNNN, Peacock Dreams. DUN DUN DDDUUNN, Peacock Dreams
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