6 Inches Unbuffed

When 1 Brit sleeps with 3 Germans, it gets messy. The morning after was calm yet painful until all 4 members discovered that their flaccid penises were all exactly 6 inches in length. This fact, this simple fact, kept them together with a bond stronger than ever. They then quested to find others with the exact measurements as themselves and as the group grew to sextuplets of penis length, the six went forth to conquer prem… eventually