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kaidus
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Still not sure if I can physically play next season, but only way to find out is try it. Message me for video gaming.
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Can do d3 for sure
noob
what about the dream? :(
Has a good attitude any d3/4 team would be lucky to have him! :-)
\o/
kaidus our russian demo is a big fan of you can u sign his items ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t get why Kaidus insists on being prem 6s. He can contest at that level of course but I get the impression it’s going to be purely DM based.
form a team with mike and shove it up maincall’s arse
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Literally one of the best demomen around
the best of the world, one luv
can play prem with right team
def capable of playing premomen
Beast is back!
10/10 signed my gl
In this small community everything so much depends on the connections, especially playing in the premiership what is a pure circlejerk. As a result, I can’t really understand why have you created this thread, Mr Kaidus. Are you searching for division 1-3 team?
More or less, let’s not strain from the point. I never usually post any comments in the recruitment threads just because I think that it is pointless in the community where, once again, everything so much depends on the connections. But in this case, I will have to be super serious and speak all my mind out. (I just can’t let people suffer as much as I did)
To begin with, if you take him in your team; prepare your ears. After this guy will get used to you, everyday you are going to hear all his complains in the world.
On the Mondays he will complain about his head.
On the Tuesdays he will complain about his mouse cable and how hard it prevents him from doing somewhat ‘decend’ for the middle premiership level. Mind the word ‘middle’.
On the Wednesdays he will complain about how bad he slept the last night.
On the Thursdays he will either apologise for being relatively shit or start blaming your own teammates for doing bad.
On the Sundays he will complain about his wrist. To be fair, Sunday is not the only day when he does that.
Kaidus is very crafty; in order to protect his inner ego he has a large assortiment of the excuses for everyday.
You think that’s all I can say? Well, you are wrong. If you still desperately need a demo and you think that Kaidus is your only hope (cuz of his sick rollouts; which are useless to be fair), think twice about it.
Be prepared that all your teammates either are going to hate each other or split apart in to 3 groups of people which hate and never really talk to each other. You are going to have even bigger problems if you have another Britt in your team, because Kaidus knows how to manipulate with them and force them do everything he wants. Kaidus is crafty, when he performs shit, well, that’s not his fault. As a result, he tries to find a scapegoat. If you give him the power of leader, then you are even in a bigger problem. Beware of being kicked.
Let’s go further. Kaidus has absolutely no respect to his teammates. If you picked him in your team, keep in mind; you are nothing but a player for him and he either plays with you because there is no one better around or he has a power of leader and he kicks you out of the team when there is someone who is capable of doing better.
Team spirit? Passion? You’ve got to be kidding me :D . I felt the team spirit and passion from him only twice. The first time was somewhere in the middle of the previous season and the last time was at insomnia 52 when we were sucking cocks of IM on the last minutes of the cp_badlands. All other times were pure complainings about how shit we are and how hard he can’t be arsed to play with us due to his wrist.
Did I say LAN? Oh yes. When I was on my way to i52, I imagined to see different Kaidus. The kaidus that is full of life, happines, empathy and the desire to communicate, talk and have fun together. Isn’t it what you want to have at lan with a person that you see only once a year?
What I have met; quite the opposite. I have met emotionless and annoyed person who had absolutely no desire to talk. Moreover, his large assortiment of complains was still present and in a much stronger way.
I remember only 2 things about Kaidus from i52; how shit he slept the last night (considering that he was the first guy going to bed), how crappy he feels and how desperately he needs to dehydrate (One more word word in to my vocabulary) .
To wrap everything up. If you want to be somewhat average, replace thousands of players during the season and fold after the season is over; then this guy is definitely for you.
If you still want to be average but last for a longer time, then you will need a person who has strong personality within your team; who will be capable of holding kaidus on a strong and short leaf and bitchslap him anytime he tries to conquer the leadership.
Also, he has a habbit to die and getting mad. His speciality is – get mad and start dying more often after your first death.
To make an outstanding ending. If you still ended up playing with him in one team, then you either have nerves of steel or you are here just to have fun.
Top5 jokes that will give you a lot of laugh and make kaidus furious(Say it in a sarcastic voice everytime he stupidly dies):
– Oh Jason, was that your mouse cable again?
– Oh Jason, you probably slept bad? You have a headache again?
Impersonation(Say it in a sarcastic voice when kaidus is asking, for example, why did you die so stupidly):
– Oh shit, sorry Jason, my wrist is in pain today.
– Oh shit, sorry Jason, my mouse pad feels very bad today.
– Oh shit, sorry Jason, I need to dehydrate.
These top jokes made me laugh very hard thus they made kaidus go completely emo during our PCW’s.
Have fun, Kappa. Sorry for my broken English. I was on hype while writing this masterpiece.
beautiful
Sorry that I wasn’t able to mediate a grown man with the mental attributes of an 11 year old when you wanted to kick half the team, and half the team wanted to kick you. Later days brother.
Also I made the post because I’ve been out of contact with tf2 players for months and had no idea who might be making teams. Sorry if it caused offence.