Recruitment

  Div 4/Div 5 Skill, 6v6

prof

Howdy. I'm bored and I want to play some TF2. Played with After Dark as pyro for a few seasons of this and UGC, ended up giving it up after a spectacular failure to play spy on another team.

I can offer lots of fantastic services to your team. I will:

– Kill myself rocket jumping and blame lag.
– Use my last 20 ammo to try and reflect rocket jump instead of putting you out.
– Accuse everyone that kills me of being involved in a worldwide government conspiracy, or at the very least not a very nice man.
– Talk absolute bollocks all over your in game pep-talks.
– Bottom frag yet still claim to be the MVP.
– Build a teleporter exit at spawn and not realise until I've been stood on it for 10 minutes hurling profanities at anyone who walks by.
– Try and offer tactical advice for real time strategy games during matches.
– Try to Convince you that the Cow Mangler is a legitimate choice of weapon.
– Taunt at the worst possible moment.

I'm sure you're all desperate to have me on your team. As you've probably guessed I'd rather have a backup slot since I work full time and tend to use my free time hideously unwisely. Give me a shout on Steam if you'd like to let some love into your e-life, I'll be gentle.