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The Fantastic Oracle

Created 13th July 2010 @ 04:42

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octochris

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Your question was:
Will Smith?

THE ORACLE answers:

No, you can’t be that naive.

Genmix

bobs

Your question was:
If i mad will the 4moths come?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes.

I have a problem :L

dougiie

CotC

Your question was:
Does Woody have the best Jew fro in the world?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, but with an unexpected ending.

rofl

Genmix

bobs

oh and btw:

Your question was:
Does the oracle have no clue what she’s talking about?

THE ORACLE answers:

The answer is a resounding yes.

Andee

GoT<3
HoT<3

I can skip church next sunday..!

http://the-oracle-answers.com/default.php?question=Will+god+forgive+me+for+violating+the+6th+commandment+in+tf2%3F

Skyride

DUCS

Your question was:
Is woody a retard?

THE ORACLE answers:

Of course.

caned

MEAT
LEGO

Your question was:
are all races created equally?

THE ORACLE answers:

No, take a fresh approach.

time to start taking up hate crimes against minorities it seems.


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VooDooSeNSe

afN.

Your question was:
Is blorg 12?

THE ORACLE answers:

It could be reality soon.

:D

Mike

TEZC

Your question was:
did england win the world cup?

THE ORACLE answers:

I have no doubt about it.

Your question was:
Is stwn a troll?

THE ORACLE answers:

It’s guaranteed.

LUPUS

Your question was:
Are the irish awesome?

THE ORACLE answers:

I have no doubt about it.

Your question was:
Will we rule the world?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, you will.
The whole picture is there in front of you, but you need to interpret its meaning.

DeNeusbeer

(Legend)
HoT<3

Your question was:
I can haz cheezburger?

THE ORACLE answers:

Forget about it.

:(

Sketch

MM

our question was:
is the moon made of Gorgonzola?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, but someone will try to prevent it from happening.

Sketch

MM

Your question was:
what is the meaning of life the universe and everything

THE ORACLE answers:

You can only ask questions that can be answered with yes or no.

Your question was:
is the meaning of life 42?

THE ORACLE answers:

Absolutely.

Your question was:
is the question really 6×9?

THE ORACLE answers:

For sure!

this is fucking! AWESOME!


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octochris

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Your question was:
you leave us?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, it will come to fruition.

Your question was:
you leave the team in etf2l?

THE ORACLE answers:

It doesn’t fail to come.

Your question was:
and we fold?

THE ORACLE answers:

Without a doubt.

Your question was:
so maybe i will leave if we dont play?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, you will gain that which you seek.

Your question was:
because in 4moths i go to army?

THE ORACLE answers:

No, don’t pursue it.

Your question was:
and i want to play?

THE ORACLE answers:

Yes, but you need to focus your attention.

Your question was:
so i quit from the team?

THE ORACLE answers:

Do you have any doubts?

Your question was:
listen ph i quit from the team i told before 1week… i want to play in this summer and i go to army in 4moths so i move to play in pentia with friends?

THE ORACLE answers:

Everything is going to be alright.

Your question was:
dont mad?

THE ORACLE answers:

No.

Your question was:
:) you know i love you?

THE ORACLE answers:

Things are looking up.

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