Highlander Season 8 Sponsored by Tt eSPORTS: Premiership & High Tier Mid-Season Recap

Date April 30, 2015

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As week 5 of Season 8 draws to a close, it’s time for a brief recap of how our Premiership and High teams have been getting on so far. The competition at the top of the table has been close – no team has a perfect record, and the top 4 are separated by only 3 points. The lower end of the table has turned out more or less as expected, but with the bottom two teams yet to face each other the battle for Premiership survival could heat up in the weeks to come.

Season 7 champions European Tourettes Chessclub are sitting pretty atop the table after a run of 4 consecutive 6-0 victories. Losing out to European Highpander© on Upward in the first week got them off to a less than ideal start, but in their current position the 2 points they gained by taking England Hildreth‘s squad to a third round have turned out to be vital. The return of Norway Lazybear paired with Sweden ondkaja has softened the blow of losing their Baltic flank from last season, and Lithuania huhystah has been impressive in the games he’s managed to attend. Germany blub has also done an excellent job filling in on Demo when needed. UnitedKingdom BreakfasT_Jr still reigns supreme when it comes to Heavies, while new Medic Finland roban has been doing his best to channel Sweden TheSucker with his drop rate but still manages to heal his team to victory, with the highest assists per minute in Prem (is this because Breakfast gets all the heals?). With only Russia WASP and European PremTech to play in the regular season, Denmark Scissors looks to have a playoff spot firmly in his grasp. There is the possibility of dropping points to the MMA all-stars of North America on notorious upset factory Steel, but with the Russians outclassed in most areas week 6 should be a fairly easy ride for Chess.

Last season’s runners-up European PremTech once again find themselves in second place, trailing Chessclub by a single point. Finland BAITO managed to outdo Denmark Scissors by splitting the points with European Highpander© in week 2, taking Process with a convincing 3-0 scoreline after losing out 2-3 on Warmtic. Losing a round of Gravelpit to Ireland Stacked really shook the gang up – expect Saloon.tf to be taking bets on Finland BAITO vs Ireland b33p at DeutschLAN (my keys are on the Irishman, given his Heavy fist fighting skills so far). The rest of their games proved relatively painless, with a plucky performance by Russia WASP in week 1’s 6-0 win the only real resistance provided by the lower Prem teams. The poaching of Latvia atomic- and Latvia uubers from Chessclub has proved to be a master stroke by the Finnish Jackie Chan, with both players putting in big performances week after week. ShaDowWho? UnitedStates Nursey and UnitedStates Kresnik have recently added another UGC Platinum winners’ medal to their backpacks (over in North America where UGC actually means something) and both players continue to impress with their transition into the European game – UnitedStates Nursey in particular managing to lead the pack of Medics despite being at a huge ping disadvantage. Despite their strong position right now, anything but wins in the next two games could cast doubt over European PremTech‘s playoff hopes – coming up in week 6 is a big grudge match against Slovakia Fair Enough on Viaduct and Sunshine, followed by the aforementioned final week clash with European Tourettes Chessclub.

Moving on to Slovakia Fair Enough, who would have expected to see these guys sitting in third position at this point in the season? They had the luxury of beginning the season by facing weaker opponents than their fellow playoff hopefuls, but that easy ride could be coming back to bite them. Breezing through the first 4 weeks, including a 5-1 demolition of Ireland Stacked, European jakeowaty‘s young apprentices were feeling confident going into their clash with European Tourettes Chessclub. Sadly, the fairytale had to end somewhere, and they went down 6-0 in a flurry of Medic drops and despite some heroic dumpster_device plays from Switzerland HartzFartz. There’s no time for mourning, though – they still have to face European PremTech and European Highpander© before the regular season ends, so the pressure is on. Germany Blooddrunk will have to be on top of his game to compete with Sweden inso and Poland phromelo, but Sweden Villdjack‘s exceptional performances so far set him up to do some serious work against the big boys. The final week’s clash with England Hildreth & co will feel like a Grand Final all of its own, with both team’s playoff fates potentially riding on a best of three on Steel.

Speaking of England Hildreth, the Grand Master of Highlander finds himself in a sticky spot. After a disappointing third place finish in Season 7, an overhaul of the European Highpander© roster moved Finland Kissakala to Scout with Lithuania Spreijer filling the vacated Medic slot. Hildoge then decided to, as we say in the industry, “pull a Finland BAITO” and wake Hawaiian Heavy UnitedStates Polk from his slumber to come and 200 ping it up in Europe. The season got off to a decent start – a 4-2 victory over last season’s numero uno on Upward was not to be sniffed at, but in week 2 things went a little sour. While England Hildreth has been blasé over the unexpected loss to European PremTech on Process, those three dropped points could end up costing the Pandas more than just pride if they fail to make playoffs. Division 1 move-ups Russia WASP also ruffled some feathers by sneaking a round of Barnblitz away from European Highpander©, another two points that might have them kicking themselves in 2 weeks’ time. One ace in the hole for the final two matches is Poland phromelo, far and away the best Sniper in Prem right now. The stats don’t lie, folks. Time and again the Polish marksman gives his team a piggy back ride over the finish line, and he’s not shown any sign of stopping so far. There are few, if any Snipers that can really compete with Poland phromelo when he’s on form, so as long as he doesn’t pull a repeat of last season and disappear for a crucial game then the Pandas will be feeling confident. European Steve! continues to dominate on Pyro, while his roommate UnitedKingdom Grenja has been a game-changer on Spy in several matches. He has been spotted running the Ambassador and Dead Ringer against Ireland Stacked, though – no longer can he call himself the biggest hipster in the league. With 6 points against UnitedKingdom UKIP virtually guaranteed, it will all come down to the final week against Slovakia Fair Enough.

As we move outside of the top four, the first name we see is Russia WASP. Written off by most at the start of the season and lumped in with the other two Prem move-ups, the veteran Russian team have been pulling off upsets left and right. They put on a strong showing in Week 1 against European PremTech, with Russia m0rg managing to keep up with Finland Tseini – a performance that has been repeated every week so far, establishing the Russian Sniper as a name to be remembered. Grabbing themselves two points from European Highpander© on Barnblitz made everyone sit up and take notice, and they took the opportunity to grab the full six points from UnitedKingdom UKIP by demolishing them 3-0 5-0 on Warmtic and Process. A 4-2 victory over fellow countrymen Russia Unpoppable in week 5 leaves them sitting ahead of Ireland Stacked in the table – not too shabby for their first season in Prem. Russia CbIHoK has been putting out big damage on Demo, while in recent weeks Germany Nesh has done a sterling job of standing in for the legendary Russia Forsak3n on Scout. They might not be in contention for playoffs, but Russia WASP have done themselves proud in their first season in the top division and silenced their critics admirably.

We find Ireland Stacked languishing in 6th position, after their usual run of roster changes, 15 minute pauses and lengthy debates over rules. Are they the victim of a league-wide conspiracy to stamp down Ireland b33p and his cronies? Yes, if you listen to England asadawarf. If you listen to the results, however, Ireland Stacked just haven’t been performing when it counts. Pre-season, the roster was looking incredibly strong after a mass exodus at the end of season 7. France DAROUTOUTOU veterans France DeGuN and France Exon. joined up on Soldier and Demo, with Premiership 6v6 Scouts Sweden wltrs and France NiCO god's hand poised to share cart pushing duties. France Hidan also joined the French party to share the Demo spot, and Belgium droso came in to replace longtime Sniper Finland rouHe. Before long, however, they’d lost Engineer France Mista, Spy France NULL and the Scouts and France Exon. were nowhere to be seen. After a strong showing in Week 1, crushing UnitedKingdom UKIP 6-0 with Belgium droso putting in a fine day’s Sniping, things started to go wrong in week 2. A clash with Slovakia Fair Enough would have looked supremely winnable, especially with the strengthened roster they brought to the game. Things did not exactly go to plan, though, and the game ended in a 5-1 defeat. The following weeks brought three more defeats to European Tourettes Chessclub, European PremTech and European Highpander©, although Ireland b33p deserves credit for sneaking a round away from Finland BAITO on Gravelpit with some solid strategic play. Ireland Stacked are essentially out of the race for playoffs, but hopefully we’ll see them back again next season without too many changes to the roster. England asadawarf, France SUZY and France Hidan are a formidable combo, and France DeGuN has been a joy to watch since his return to Pyro. France NULL will be making his return to Highlander in the coming games, and last season he was one of the standout performers in Prem. The rumour mill suggests that we’ve seen the last of Ireland b33p for this season – if this is true, ETF2L will be a darker place without him. We salute you, Ireland b33p.

Russia Unpoppable were a controversial choice to be promoted to Prem. They earned their spot by beating out another hopeful team in the playoffs, but many felt that there were other teams that deserved the spot more. Well, they wanted it, so they got it. Their season so far has been understandably patchy, with most games ending as 0-6 losses, but there have been some brief shining moments along the way. Russia dodo and Russia Cherie have put in some good performances, and the team as a whole looks to be strengthening as they make their way through the Season. They managed to put their first points on the board in week 5 by taking a round from Russia WASP, and with UnitedKingdom UKIP waiting in week 7 they have the chance to increase that tally further. Who knows, they may even be able to pull out a surprise victory over Ireland Stacked on Viaduct or Sunshine.

Finally, we come to UnitedKingdom UKIP. The second of the Division 2 moveups, nobody really expected Netherlands yak and the boys to make waves in Prem, and so far nothing spectacular has been forthcoming. The results have been getting steadily less one sided as the season has gone on, and there are a number of promising players stepping forward to suggest that these guys aren’t quite finished yet. Finland Burn has been Sniping well recently, and like Russia Unpoppable these guys deserve tremendous credit for having the guts to do what certain high teams wouldn’t and take a risk on competing at the highest level. Big shoutouts to both of these new teams for not folding, too – the scene certainly did not need another International Voodooh.

High Tier

For a look at how the High Tier is shaping up, I’m going to hand you over to the wise prophet Wales RTC. His match predictions may have fallen upon deaf ears, but heed his words now. Wales RTC deserves a huge shoutout for putting this together in less than a day, so a round of applause please, ladies and gentlemen.

Wales RTC: Season 8 High Tier has been nothing short of hectic so far, as we enter Week 6 of the proceedings, a comfortable 20 out of 24 teams remain standing, with only 2 of those teams (International Premature Overextenders and UnitedKingdom WHEREISKAIDO) 100% guaranteed no longer in contention for a playoff spot. What’s more, there are also no guaranteed promotions with the top team European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS requiring 4 points to be guaranteed a playoff position at this stage.

Week 1 began modestly enough on the classic Payload map Upward, with Denmark Biggus Dickus and Japan Moe moe Kyuuuun :3 quickly beginning their ascent up the table with impressive victories against European Team Colonslash: Express and Denmark LEGOLANDER respectively. European The Bureau fought tooth and nail to get a 4-2 victory against Poland Feila eSports finanzieren durch, but the main event was Experimental Cup winners European Strong Opinions against the heavily hyped prospects of European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS (formerly known as Brotherhood of Defaced Step-Moms). Despite the effort from the masters, European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS summoned the power of Grayskull to take the 6 points from them.

Having dispatched European Actually Killed by Highlander the previous week, Finland hePPa faced another Finnish derby in the second week, this time against Finland TRG-Gaming on the brand-new Warmtic and the veteran 5CP map Process. Finland hePPa‘s premiership experience proved to be vital, as they took a decisive victory to bolster their playoff hopes. Premiership hopefuls Sweden its Team were enraged by the team formerly known as The Cashiers: European Mad? in a close match. But a major upset was Japan Moe moe Kyuuuun :3‘s victory against Denmark Biggus Dickus, taking 5 points from the premiership quality line-up and cementing the weeaboos as major contenders for the playoffs.

Week 3 saw the return of a new and improved Barnblitz, where UnitedKingdom cLanda hammered the final nail in the coffin of European Rageaholics Anonymous in a 4-2 upset, causing the remnants of #SDW to fold the very next week. Two tenured teams from Season 7 in European Good Enough and SouthKorea TWICE engaged in a mid-table clash, where the former prevailed. Meanwhile, European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS continued their dominance at the top of the table, dropping a megaton bomb on Finland hePPa in a 6-0.

The controversial Gravel Pit was Week 4’s map, and controversy certainly brewed, as European Gun Art took a cheeky default victory from Finland TRG-Gaming…only to fold the very next week. 2 teams failing to live up to pre-season expectations in European Strong Opinions and Poland Feila eSports finanzieren durch had a chance to prove themselves against one another, with Prince Adam’s disciples taking victory. And European Team Colonslash: Ambition, despite their roster changes drawing issues with the staff, managed to take 2 points against the dominant European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS, a team at this point that had victories against various Premier teams in scrims.

The fifth week took place on the highly popular Badwater, which saw High tier take some more casualties in European Name of the team and France sBooB Team folding due to infringing ETF2L regulations. Israel-based team Israel GOALstar took their second loss to a Team Colonslash team in European Team Colonslash: Express. A 6’s player clash took place between Denmark LEGOLANDER and UnitedKingdom WHEREISKAIDO, with the bricks constructing their first victory. And European The Bureau turned on the lights against UnitedKingdom cLanda, placing the former Division 5 team in a comfortable position for the final 2 weeks.

Unfortunately, as mentioned above, any playoff dreams are over for International Premature Overextenders and UnitedKingdom WHEREISKAIDO, as they can no longer qualify for the playoff unless by a sheer miracle due to folding teams/point deductions. Despite a strong start to the season, Sweden its Team are in 18th place, and need to contest with the similarly positioned Finland TRG-Gaming, Israel GOALstar and Denmark LEGOLANDER in order to secure a high tier slot next season. Mid-table, SouthKorea TWICE, European Actually Killed by Highlander, Poland Feila eSports finanzieren durch, UnitedKingdom cLanda and Finland hePPa can be located, with a very outside chance of achieving playoff status, but are mostly likely safe from relegation. Both Team Colonslash teams, along with European Strong Opinions, European Good Enough and European Mad? are still alive and kicking in the battle for 5th position, just slightly out of reach of playoff positioning at the moment. Japan Moe moe Kyuuuun :3 and European The Bureau are clinging dearly to playoff positions at the moment, with Denmark Biggus Dickus slightly ahead of them in 2nd place. But comfortably in first place is European SUPER MEGA ICE SKATERS FROM HELL KILLERS, who just last week achieved a victory against reigning premiership champions European Tourettes Chessclub in a Badwater scrim (although with Chessclub lacking a key player).

However, there are still room for some major changes in High tier. With the debuting Sunshine accompanied with an updated Viaduct in the penultimate week, and the heavily strategic Steel in the final week, High Tier has provided a great deal of surprises and excitement this season, and looks very much certain to escalate in tension as the playoff draw nearer.

Well, that’s all folks. Thankyou for reading, and before I leave you, apologies to Netherlands yak, Russia maxxx.lfc and Ukraine ADIOS, who gave up their time for interviews that sadly never ended up being posted. Look out for a few words from these guys at the end of the season.

UnitedKingdom prof

26 Comments

  1. prof said:

    holy wall of text batman. i’m sorry everyone.

  2. Nadav: .o/ said:

    holy shit prof

  3. Permzilla: (Legend) - (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ - WiK? said:

    playoff dreams dead rip

  4. nijoonen: Gaston - 8-) said:

    Makes me happy to see that you putting in the time writing these, keep it up!:)

  5. BAITO: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡9 said:

    Nice stuff again, finally a longer one!

  6. foungi: 0fo - 0FO said:

    nice article, we need more of this!

    i have to correct tho, we drew luckily against chess, while they didn’t have huhy and breakfast_jr. i probably got a bit overexcited at my team carrying me.

    shoutout to raptor who likes to remind me that i’m still shit, and i bet this won’t change his opinion :^)

  7. RTC said:

    I knew Chess lacked Breakfast, but not huhy. :L

    Regardless, it’s still worth mentioning that you can contest with the best given the circumstances. :)

  8. ElazulTF2 said:

    Holy shit.

  9. DyaWyb: (ETF2L Donator) - Let it rip said:

    Once again nice post by prof and now with the help of RTC, go boys !

  10. jwso: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡9 said:

    -std-

  11. Nik: MEGA$$ said:

    I like this entire thing, well written. Still though I would suggest keeping scrims out of play, instead keeping it objective with officials.

  12. cinder said:

    Props to Premature Overextenders for sticking together despite their not particularly pleasant season. I know many people (including myself) who’d just straight up drop.

  13. Selek: Dr. med. said:

    Wow, great writeup. So many team and player names, it looks like orange_x!

    Nice work, prof and RTC :)

  14. Ignis: SVIFT said:

    im gonna kill myself if weebs make playoffs

  15. Asaaj said:

    ^ then get your katana out

  16. Jaakarhu said:

    do you want to get kicked from the roster ignis? do you want me to take all the shoutouts from you and give them to popcorp????

  17. woolen: BoyBrigade said:

    weebs 4 playoffs

  18. Scissors: (ETF2L Donator) said:

    all these people talking about how we were missing huhy and breakfast completely forget that we were also missing THE most important player, big uberdrop meister roban, come on now

  19. RTC said:

    foungi #DeutschLan: you can add beating fair enough and stacked on viaduct and sunshine each to the post B)

    guess i’m the goebbels of mega then.

  20. Husky: MEGA$$ said:

    well written, really

  21. Burn said:

    Well done indeed, entertainment like this makes people want to improve more than anything, really important work for the league and highlander

  22. DCS: (Legend) - notdoggo - Dr. med. said:

    Thats because you actually are shit, Foungi…

  23. Raptor: BTWFC - S-O said:

    Nice work by RTC and prof
    Oh and foungi is still shit, this didnt change my opinion :^)
    WE GONNA REACH THE PLAYOFFS #BELIEVE

  24. foungi: 0fo - 0FO said:

    @stinson&raptor: but i’m good at getting people to carry me :^)

  25. Condawg: MANDEM said:

    good work boys

  26. Musher said:

    Good